♥Apr 4th, 2016
god: okay tiny animals youre ready to be in the world!!!
ants: yipee!! yay!!!
god: okay lets make the anteater now
ants: the what
(via ruinedchildhood)
♥Apr 4th, 2016
the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
(via ruinedchildhood)
♥Apr 4th, 2016
"I know there was something before you.
I just can’t remember what it was."
— Iain Thomas, “The Forgotten Feeling” in I Wrote This For You (via rustyvoices)I just can’t remember what it was."
(Source: heartcountry)
♥Apr 1st, 2016
Is cornhub a legit site 365 days of the year for those of us w/ corn fetishes?
